Food Conversation

Aunty Dah called me at 6.30am this morning. Thanks to her, I had my subuh prayers. If not, memang tak sedar.

Aunty Dah : Oits, dah bangun ke?
Me : Nak bangun la ni, nape?
Aunty Dah : Aunty masak nasi lemak, ada ayam goreng, datang la sini breakfast.
Me : Ala, I kerja lah aunty, nak kena masuk office, tak kut. (Dalam hati : kenapa la aku kena masuk office pagi ni???? But by this time I am so awake hearing nasi lemak and ayam goreng :p)
Aunty Dah : Datang la kejap b4 pegi ofis?
Me : Tak sempat lah aunty.
Aunty Dah : Ok, aunty simpan sket for you, nanti petang singgah tau, Da lama dah tak singgah Gombak.
Me : Okay. (Dalam hati : yeay, yummy food by aunty Dah today)
(But Aunty Dah tepon tadi at 1pm informing nasi lemak dah habis sbb aunty Yot datang. I said takpe, takde rezeki. Nanti gantikan dgn masak toucu for me next week and she said ok)

After prayers and mandi, at 7.10am
Caller 1: Wei minah, kau dah bangun belum?
Me : Dah, apehal kau tepon aku pagi-pagi ni?
Caller 1 : Hari ujan, aku takde gang nak teman aku breakfast la, pegi Mc D nak?
Me : Aku nak masuk office lah mamat. Awek kau mana?
Caller 1: Awek aku mana bangun pagi? Jom la, jom la, aku belanja.
Me : Tak leh, lagi pun aku kena puasa from Mc D for next 4 weeks, diet betting.
Caller 1: Kau mana boleh puasa Mc D, mana kau nak menang diet betting, it never worked, bape kali dah.... jom la.... Big breakfast... kan kau punya favourite.
Me : No... stop it. I nak baca buku ni, then at 9am nak pegi office, pi kejut your awek suruh dia teman. Bibik tak buat sarapan ke, pepagi ni nak kacau aku.
Caller 1: Bibik buat lah, tp aku ada hal nak story sket.
Me : Eleh, Mc D tu rasuah lah tu, Story yang lebih. Story mory malam sket, aku taknak kuar makan pagi-pagi ni.


Then, as I was trying to indulge myself with my story book, the hp bunyi lagik...
Caller 2 : Awak dah bangun? (in a very sexy husky voice)
Me : Dah, nape?
Caller 2 : Buat apa hari ni?
Me : Nak masuk ofis settle kerja. Nape?
Caller 2 : Eleh, tanya pun tak boleh?
Me : Baru 745am awak dah tanya report kad for the day. Nak ape?
Caller 2: Pegi tak bbq petang ni? Pegi skali jum, takde gang lah.
Me : Alamak, lupa ada BBQ, but I kinda have plans. Tak janji lah. BBQ ni untuk apa eh?
Caller 2 : Their 4th Wedding Anniversary. Bday Man sekali. Bukan u volunteer masak pie ke?
Me : Tak jadi masak pie. Yani said no need as MIL is cooking. Can I not go? Please??
Caller 2 : Then sape nak teman I? Ala ape benda yg you busy sangat? Ada big fish to catch ke?
Me : Hehehe, takde, but I am avoiding food place.
Caller 2 : Since when you diet? Last nite I sms, you said you tengah makan with F at gombak. You said dieting kills your soul?
Me : Hahahahaha. Not in the mood socialising tonite, seriously. I see you and the rest Thursday night at KLCC as planned ok?
Caller 2 : Hmm... ok, but if you change your mind, call me ok?
Me : Will do.
(Note to Yani : I've given you my excuse kan not why I'm not attending the BBQ, so nanti see you Thursday ok? Good luck!!)


By 9.15am, while driving to work :
Dave : Sayang you kat mana?
Me : On the way to work, driving ni.
Dave : Ok-ok. I'm buying them breakfast, you want anything.
Me : No thanks. I'll have cornflakes afterward.
Dave : La, tu aja, takpe, I'm treating all of them, you cakap lah you nak ape?
(This is standard statement by Dave, one of my sales associates. He always buy food for us at work)
Me : Tak nak lah, makan cornflakes je. Last night makan banyak lah, and late dinner, my stomach still full. Takpe, Monday you buy me breakfast ok?
Dave : You said yesterday Monday you nak puasa?
Me : Oh, lupa, after that lah.
Dave : Sure ni tak nak?
Me : Yes, thanks, see you in a bit.


Masuk office, tadi around 1020am
Andy : Cik Aida, you nak milo panas tak?
Me : Oh, takpe Encik Andy, thanks anyway.
Andy : Kenapa, tak sudi ke?
Me : Tu, I have slimming tea dalam mug tu tak habis lagi.


And at 1230pm, Cristina came to my desk and said :
CR : Kak, I bought extra nasi beriyani for you. Chicken wings as usual.
Me : Lah, apesal you beli? I tak nak lunch lagi.
CR : Tengok kak kerja kuat sangat hari ni, lagi pun I owe kamu one lunch.
Me : Aiseyman, sorry Cristina. Thanks anyway. Letak saja situ, nanti I makan.
(But tadi I suruh Eddy Toh yang makan, after explaining to Cristina that I don't want to eat lunch and will pay her back... but she said ok, no problem, thank God....)


And at 345pm tadi :
Hanizah is buzzing my hp, tapi suara Dimas yang keluar :
Dimas : Kat mana tu?
Me : Kat office. Where are you guys?
Dimas : Hanizah ajak pegi Melaka, jom??
Me : When? I ada work nak siap kan.
Dimas : Ala... jom lah... bukan selalu I balik dari bangkok.
Me : Earliest is at 6pm, I kena wait for my colleague siapkan her work.
Dimas : Nizah cakap pegi dinner kat sana, makan seafood nak? Jom lah.
Me : Ok see how, jap lagi I tepon balik.


So.... all my conversation is based on food... how lah? And people will call me if they want to know/get ideas where to eat. I dah kena label food directory.... How lah???/

As at now, 4pm, all I had was only the cornflakes this morning and the slimming tea. I tengah bagi my perut rest. Malam tadi dah makan banyak at Kunang-Kunang, so hari ni perut kena rest!